Here, There, and Everywhere

Day 3

2010-07-03T17:02:00.000-07:00

Dear Mom:

I haven't seen you since I was 10 years old, and I'm completely fine with it. I'm proud to be where I'm at without you. I don't know why you think I'd just let you back into my life like nothing ever happened. I never have and never will need you and it will continue to be that way. I don't plan on seeing or talking to you ever again. So have a good life.

Dear Dad:

I miss you everyday! I'll wrote more about you on Day 11.

Day 2

2010-07-02T15:28:00.000-07:00

Dear Crush(es):

There may or may not be a few a girls I like right now. Not gonna say much except that I probably don't have a chance with a single one of them. That said, I won't continue on with this post. lol.

Day 1

2010-07-01T22:35:00.000-07:00

Dear Joe, Neil, and Sean:

You guys are the 3 best friends anyone could have. I love you guys so much. I couldn't narrow it down to 1 best friend, because I don't want to underrate any of our friendships. We're a group of friends. And I don't want it any other way. We have our inter-group troubles here and there, but we make up and always have fun. Whether its making trips to Walmart, yelling at people in downtown Willoughby, playing/singing Free Falling by a fire, getting flat tires in Cleveland, or shifting in general.

Joe: theres not a single kid in this world that I care more about than you. Just being in your presence makes me happy. We never fight, and have a lot of common interests.

Neil: Your my drinking bud. We have so much fun just relaxing and you might be the funniest person I've ever met. Your always there for me, and I'll always be there for you. Good times or bad times.. I hope we share them together.

Sean: I've known you since the 2nd grade! Thats a long time! Your my longest friendship. We have differences and it causes problems sometimes, but I think that's what makes us good friends. It'd get boring if we were the same. Your the only person I was able to even talk to throughout most of high school. I hated those times just as much as you did. I hope our friendship continues way into the future, and someday we can look back and just be in complete awe of how long we've been friends.

Wa.

Sincerely,

Kip.

30 Days

2010-07-01T22:31:00.000-07:00

I'm borrowing this from a friend who borrowed it from a friend. I'm going to write a personal letter to someone over the next 30 days (end of July). I'll write each day to a specific person as listed:

Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
Day 12 — The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
Day 13 — Someone you wish could forgive you
Day 14 — Someone you’ve drifted away from
Day 15 — The person you miss the most
Day 16 — Someone that’s not in your state/country
Day 17 — Someone from your childhood
Day 18 — The person that you wish you could be
Day 19 — Someone that pesters your mind—good or bad
Day 20 — The one that broke your heart the hardest
Day 21 — Someone you judged by their first impression
Day 22 — Someone you want to give a second chance to
Day 23 — The last person you kissed
Day 24 — The person that gave you your favorite memory
Day 25 — The person you know that is going through the worst of times
Day 26 — The last person you made a pinky promise to
Day 27 — The friendliest person you knew for only one day
Day 28 — Someone that changed your life
Day 29 — The person that you want tell everything to, but too afraid to
Day 30 — Your reflection in the mirror

Moving On Through

2010-06-24T12:20:00.000-07:00

What's been said and done can't be taken back. I hope you can live with that. The feelings seem to be gone, but they'll linger forever down inside. I know I'm a nice guy. You're a nice girl, but the way you act can change my opinion of that in just a seconds time. Maybe I was too funny to start, and too serious to end. We both moved on through though. I try to avoid you now, because it still kills how it happened. I ended up back where I started though. The same old girl, the same old activities. So much for that brave new romance. So much for being that guiding light. I haven't lived half of my life. I'm just starting mine, just like you. The difference is, I wanted to live mine with you. You don't see it that way though, so I'll just move on through. It's your loss. Even though it will continue to haunt me everyday in every single way. I know one day you'll come back, and I might just not be here that second time around and I'll be fine with it because it's what you did to me.

I almost died

2010-06-09T22:36:00.000-07:00

Maybe one of the scariest things ever just happened to me. I had just got done hanging out with Neil, Joe, Sean, and Ryan and was dropping Neil off at his house on Wood Rd. in Willoughby. I took my time driving down Neil's street, because I was looking for a paticular CD i wanted to listen to on my (3 minute) drive home. I pulled out onto Lost Nation, and next thing I know, I just saw a car coming straight at me. The area is under heavy construction and the side had just opened up and apparently this guy though he was in the right lane. He wasn't though. I panicked at first.. I layed down on the horn and slammed on my brakes. At the last second he veered left into the cones on the side of the road. Causing some significant damage to his car. I stopped to see if he was ok, which he was. His car had front end damage, and a flat tire. He decided to drive away though, after apologizing to me.

The moment where I was just looking straight at his headlights scared the hell out of me. I'm still shaken by it. My entire life flashed before my eyes. I thought I was for sure about to die. Fortunately, I got lucky tonight. I always felt pretty safe on the road. That is until tonight.. now I'm not so sure. I just hope I never have to go through anything like that again.

Covered in Rain II

2010-06-09T16:08:00.001-07:00

I was right. She's gone. She found someone new. I've been upset about it ever since she told me. I try to hide it, but for some reason it's completely obvious to those around me. Now it's just getting to the point where I'm just completely bitter about it all.I honestly don't think I could ever do better than her. In fact, it's probably justified because I didn't even deserve her. Her and everything about her is better than me in every aspect. Maybe, I should just be thankful that anyone as great as her could have even of had feelings to me.

I could just chalk it up, but it still hurts. Theres really no changing that. Unless some miracle happens in the future, I'm done for on that one. I let her get away, and it's going to kill me. Everyday.

I guess theres not much to do now. I shouldn't dwell on it. As time goes by, it won't be as bad. I need someone new. It's the only way I can put her behind me. I guess, that's a goal for the summer now..

Highway Reflections

2010-05-24T23:04:00.000-07:00

I'm in the backseat of a car traveling down the highway. The evening is beautiful. Laying across the backseat with my feet dangling out the rear driver side window, I pear up and out the rear passenger side window. The traffic highway lights glisten by as they illuminate the surrounding area, but up in that dark sky the stars are shining bright and stationary. Sean and Kendra are up front arguing, but I just tune them out. I've got bigger things on my mind. My future. I turned 19 earlier today. I'm not old yet, but I'm not so young either. I like to think age is just a number though. Sure as we get older we continue to mature learn more about life and ourselves but things change, places change, people change, situations change, feelings change, everything changes. I hate change. I try, but the prevention of change is inevitable. You can try all you want, but you can't control the atmosphere around you and the people in it. You can only control yourself. Take chances, make the moves. It's hard. Fear lingers all around. You may like the place your in but want something more. What if going for the extra step puts what you already have in jeopardy. Do you continue anyway? Do you take the safe way out? It's impossible to be fearless, because fear is a human emotion. We have to accept it and live with it, just like the choices we make. The only question is do you hold out and be bold or do you just take it as it is? For me.. I don't know. Right now my life just keeps moving on down the highway just like this car is tonight. Where do the exit signs lead? I have no idea now, but I will someday...

Happy Birthday!

2010-05-24T23:03:00.001-07:00

to me! This also happens to be my 69th post.... GIGGITY!

An Ode to Captain Morgan!

2010-05-23T20:00:00.000-07:00

Oh Captain, my captain of rum and spices.
Your bottles come in an array of prices.
The cheapest being your Long Island Iced Tea.
How wonderful would it be, if your bottles were free.

You loosen me up on the toughest of days.
And cheer me up in many of ways.
Like when I found out she was sleeping with another guy.
It's because of you Captain, that I didn't cry.

You make the ugliest of girls more attractive to me.
Your only downfall is you make me have too pee.
God forbid I break that seal.
It takes hours and hours to heal.

From keggers to small get togethers, your always by my side.
It's you that my darkest of secrets get confide.
Your a friend to the end, I must make that clear.
It's on hard on me, when your not very near.

Your perfect in every single way.
Even the Captain Morgan Parrot Bay!
You have no idea how happy you make this here bloke.
Especially when I mix you, with my bottle of Coke.

Doesn't everyone have a little Captain in them?
Well if not they should!
How unfortunate for those, who its you they condemn.
There really missing out Captain, because its you who is good!

Another Poem

2010-05-23T01:15:00.000-07:00

Your lips were irresistible, I couldn't say no.
I again wish for moments like that, but they don't seem so.

You fill my head at the most random of times and situations.
Maybe one day you can be mine if I just use some patience.

I'll wait and I'll wait as long as I have too.
Your all I see and all I want is you.

Time might be exactly what we need.
I just wish it would move itself at a faster speed.

I've loved before but nothing like this.
It's hard to believe we only shared one kiss.

I'll never do better, and that's entirely true.
Because the best girl ever is you and only you.

Two months have passed and I'm still down about it all.
I try and I try but I just can't stand tall.

I need you, you are everything to me.
Your the only girl I'll ever see.

Untitled Poem #1

2010-05-17T16:37:00.000-07:00

Your everything to me and I mean that most sincere.
I feel like I'm lost without you here.
I'm running alone and scared into the cold dark night.
Because I gave up on you without even putting up a fight.

Believe me when I say I regret it so.
Because I never wanted to let you go.
Outside, I pretend I'm happy and I don't need you.
Inside, however I'm completely blue.

Your gone and your gone and theres nothing I can do.
You found someone new.
Your happiness is all I care about.
Even if it's me, that your without.

I pray though that that's not the case.
And someday soon we can return to this place.
The place where we were when nothing was wrong.
When our affection for each other was entirely strong.

Your my most favorite memory that I can't erase.
No matter how hard I try it's you I could never replace.
Please baby, come back my way.
To be together again, someday.

Covered in Rain

2010-05-13T23:16:00.000-07:00

Have you ever had a moment that you wished would last forever? Just a particular point in time when everything feels right. When your happy with the place your in, the people your with, and the things your doing. Unfortunately for us, these moments don't last forever. In fact some of our most cherished moments in life might have been some of our briefest. Mine was.

Theres always situations that you wish could be more than they just are. Taking things to the next step. But it's not allowed.. not right now at least. Maybe time will eventually permit it, or maybe by the time would that opportunity is gone. Feelings change, places change, people change. But the desire for that one moment is always the same.

It's a challenging task. Do you walk away and take it for what it's worth? Do you keep going and going, trying to get to where you want to be? There tough calls. For some people it might be black and white.. for some it may not. The worst part is when your close to someone and you share feelings but it can't be, because of how others would perceive it and this causes a separation.

It's always nice to be close to someone, but it hurts when they move on because they have too. For a time we would talk everyday! Tell each other the most random, but important details of each other and our lives. I told her stuff, that I have never told anyone. And now, well now we rarely talk. And it sucks. She's moved on I assume, and it's killing me. That was something I never wanted to end and it's seemed as though it has slipped right through my hands. I want it back, but I don't think I can.

Magic Deck!

2010-05-11T21:04:00.000-07:00

Man those Cavs are getting it done!! ..Not. Gosh tonight was painstaking! Me, Sean, and Joe watched the game at Joe's house. It was upsetting. What the f*** LeBron? That pissed me off, he passed the ball and when he didn't pass he missed the shot. I've seen better playing in Elementary school!

Indians tore it up in K.C. tonight.. it was a fluke no doubt.

What else is going on you ask? Uhm, I'm working like 500 hours this week and I've got another stand-up show coming up on May 24th (my birthday also). Yay me for turning 19! I need to go to Canada this summer.

I've been playing my guitar a lot lately! I wrote a song for Joe's dad about the deck they just built at there house. Its called Magic Deck.. just like Magic Bus by the Who. It's probably gonna get me at least 3 Grammy Nominations I think, so lookout for that.

What if they had beards??!!

2010-05-06T20:49:00.001-07:00

An interesting post from Laughing Squid.. Bearded Superheroes!

More here.. http://laughingsquid.com/bearded-superheroes/

Tumblr sucks..

2010-05-06T20:37:00.000-07:00

I'm just gonna stick with Blogspot.. Tumblr was really annoying and hard to figure out. Plus John Mayer wouldn't follow me like he promised.. prick. So Blogspot will remain the home of all my rantings of nonsensical bullshit and current events that are going in my life. Enjoy! :)

The Month of May

2010-05-02T18:08:00.000-07:00

I kind of have this love/hate thing with this month. I love it because I was born on May 24th.. I hate it, because it's when I began my first relationship. Today.. May 2nd, happens to be the 1-year anniversary of my first date with a girl who I at one time (and I honestly don't doubt I was) was in love with.

It was a year ago, but I remember May 2009, almost perfectly. So much happend in those 31 days. My life changed.. I went through my final weeks of school, fell in love, got into a very serious car accident, began recreationally using marijuana daily, and performed my first ever stand-up comedy show. Crazy month.. I know!

I regret just about all of it.. but I can't change it now. I just use it all now to be a better person.

For some reason though, theres a sense of optimism looming over me. April 2010, was kind of a roller coaster for me. It started off great, then I hit a low point personally but with the help of some really good friends, I think I picked my pride up off the floor and got something back that I had missing since I was a kid. What it is.. I just don't know. I feel like at the end of April though I became more of a serious person.. and I don't really like that. I think people like me when I'm funny, not serious.. So I'm trying to get that back.

So maybe I'm not giving up stand-up then? I don't know. The year anniversary of my first stand-up show is May 18th, so I want to do a show around that time. The only place that seems like an option (and fitting at that) would be Bela Dubby's in Lakewood. Its where I did do that first show. So I'm going to contact Jim Tews, the comedian who runs that show and see whats up. He's a really funny guy.

Basically I think I'm going to try to use this month as a turning point in my life. It's never too late to get what you once had back. Do I want her back? No.. I've moved on, and theres other girls that I like (one in paticular). But it isn't too late to get back to where I was before May last year, when I was just a happy person.. because I haven't been all that happy from May 2009 til' now. There are moments.. but there few and far between where I can actually say I'm happy right now.. ya know? I don't know, I have a feeling I'm just rambling on now.. So I'll end it here. Good night everybody!

Tumblr > Blogspot

2010-05-02T09:31:00.001-07:00

http://kipbarker.tumblr.com

Vacation

2010-04-07T06:00:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! Hope everyone had a fun and relaxing Easter! I know I did. I spent basically the whole Easter weekend either working or with my second family.. the Hallahans. It was fun.

On Saturday I went out to Leroy, Ohio with them for dinner at Joe's grandmas house. We had a fun time. Me and Joe went for a walk down the side of the road that she lives on. It seems like the road just ran on for miles and miles! A lot of farms too! It kind of reminded me some of some of my younger days, when I use to spend time at my grandparents in Geneva, or one of my Aunts out in Conneaut!

The food at the get together was great also! And I got to see some new members of the Hallahan family along with some older ones that I'd knew for awhile like Joe's Uncle Michael! He's so funny! He looks just like Joe's Dad Peter, but there two completely different people! Almost opposites of each other.. it's really funny! There all really great people though and I had an amazing time!

My actual Easter Sunday, I worked from 11am to 7pm with Kendra at BK. We had a decent ammount of business to my dismay! It was basically me, her and, Abbe (ughh) from 3pm to 7pm. I strongly dislike Abbe. I don't know if it's because of her mannish haircut, disrespectful attitude, or bitchy personality. Probably a combo of all 3, I'd bet. Anyway shes disgusting.

Of course afterwards, I went to the Hallahans. Joe's mom prepared another amazing meal for everyone! I really don't know what I would do without her.. She does practically everything for me, and I don't even ask for it.

I spent Monday and Tuesday working, and I'm suppose to work today at noon, but I called off. I'm tired! I got a break coming up too. With today's call off, I'll have the next 5 days in a row off!! I originally had scheduled Thursday through Sunday off. Friday, me, Neil, and Dan are going down to Ohio University. We plan on staying through Sunday, so I'm sure that will be a nice get away to cap off my personal Spring Break.

Anyway, I'm going to leave it at that for now. I'll probably write more posts throughout my Break, but until then see ya guys later!

Happy Easter!!

2010-04-04T18:11:00.000-07:00

Happy Easter everyone! I've been pretty busy working or soing stuff with friends as of recently, but when I start my Spring Break next Thursday, I'll update everyone on whats been going on and what not. So enjoy!

Stop This Train

2010-03-31T16:01:00.000-07:00

Life is so crazy. I'm 18 years old, but I feel like I've been through enough for many lifetimes. Some things seem so long ago.. others seem like just yesterday. I'm worried. For many reasons. I'm worried that I might not finish college. I'm worried that I might not find the right girl. I'm worried that I might not make anything of myself. Life isn't as easy as it was when I was a little kid.

When your 5 years old you don't worry about what college your going to go to, or what career you want. I mean, you have a dream job, but at that age most aren't realistic. When I was 5, I wanted to be a baseball player. Now, I'm not even sure what I want to be.

I'm afraid of getting older. I want to go back to those days. But those days died the day my dad did. I had to grow up.. I missed a lot of my childhood. I never did any of the social things that my friends did our age. I didn't spend time with friends during the summers and do sleepovers, or go to school events or take an active interest in anything. I want a do-over, but as much as I want it, I can't because it's not suppose to happen that way. I feel like I've wasted so much life.

I regret, but someone special once told me that things happen in life that make us grow stronger and learn. And that we can never do that without the mistakes we make. It's true.

In less than 2 months I'll be 19 years old, but I feel older. I'm only good at being young though. I honestly think inside I'm still the same 9 year old kid that I was when my dad died, but I had to put up some kind of front of being older and stronger. Given that, I want to make a change. I want to make things right, and live up to my potential, but I'm afraid I can't. I need to get off and catch a break, and maybe then I can do it.. but life doesn't really work that way. So I guess, I kind of have to make my own luck and catch up. It's all moving so fast. I'm afraid that when I get there, I might be too late.

But out of all of the things I've learned, I know that honestly, we'll never stop this train.

Hmmm..

2010-03-30T07:50:00.001-07:00

In my previous previous post, I discussed my feelings I have in regard to someone in my past. And in the time since I posted that, I think my opinions have changed. Not because of anything between her and I, but because of a few talks I've been having with someone else.

This other person has made me realize that I probably deserve better. And my fear is that if I stick with the girl from my past, I'll probably get hurt again. So I really need to get over her. Which is going to be so hard, but I honestly think I can do it. I'm sure this person I've been talking to recently will talk me all the way through it also. She really is such a great help. So thank you and she knows who she is!

Anyway, this weekend was pretty eventful. I had both Friday and Saturday off, so I had some time to kill. Friday, I went to Joe's house and we went to eat at What About Bob's. It's a sub shop in downtown Willoughby, and the food is SOOOOOOO good. Afterwards we went to Joe's sisters play. She played the lead role in Oklahoma, and god she was just fantastic!! I don't think it could have been played better. Her singing was tremendous and her acting was astounding. Afterwards, me and Joe went to Dairy Queen with the rest of the Oklahoma cast. Joe's mom being the amazing woman she is, offered to buy us a treat. I asked for a small chocolate shake, and she of course comes back with the largest one imaginable haha. Then afterwards I just went and spent some time at Joes house.

Saturday, I kind of did the same thing. I really wanted to go see Rachel's play again. Afterwards though, I headed to the Lost Nation Sports Park because the soccer team I coach, the Naturals had a soccer game. We were kind of short players, so I played Saturday night, and scored a goal within like 5 minutes of taking the field! it was so funny! After the game, I decided not to join the rest of the Naturals for a postgame party and went to Joe's again and spent time with my favorite family.

Sunday morning, I had to go into work at 9:30am. Buzzkill. But I did get free breakfast so that was awesome! After I got off, I just went and spent some downtime at home. Yesterday, I again worked and afterwards went to Joe's house. Joe's sister practically forced me into doing her homework.. thank god 8th grade social studies isn't hard, right?

Anyway, just a quick little update. I'll try to post something before Easter. Take care!

Happy Late St. Patrick's Day

2010-03-18T18:17:00.000-07:00

Didn't post this yesterday because I had to work and then I partied, but yeah... Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Night Moves

2010-03-16T23:49:00.000-07:00

forgive the title.. just listenin' to a little Seger. Wa. Anyway, today was my day off and it was just a REALLY good day! Had the day off, so i slept in until 2pm. Gotta call from Sean asking if I wanted to go to Quaker Steak with the boys for some wings.. so we did that.

All you can eat-i had 36 wings. Our waitress was amazing. Her name was Lori. Beautiful and funny girl. She has a 2 year old kid. Needless to say.. I was ready to step up and be a father figure to that kid.. didnt really work out that way though. OH well, she said we can add her on Facebook! If only i could remember her last name.. jewfro.

Anyway after that, we went to Young Josephs and played some basketball before making a fire in this ravine by Joe's house. It was just a fun time chilling with Joe, Sean, Neil, and Jimmy.

After Joe's house I took Neil home and we hung out for a bit. I left around 1:45 and went and picked up a thing of EasyMac. So I'm about to go eat Macaroni and Cheese for the 3rd night in a row and watch some Family Guy.

PEACE.

Picking up guitar playing.

2010-03-14T12:20:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

So a big part of my life has been a love of music. Mostly classic rock and rhythm & blues music. And it's always been a dream of mine to play guitar. My father encouraged me into getting into playing at a young age. When I was 9 he decided it was time, and he bought me a guitar, a Fender Squire Stratocaster for Christmas. Well, 2 weeks later he passed away, and I never gave any thought to playing since then. Until recently that is..

It began one night, when I was bored and was watching videos on YouTube and came across a video with John Mayer doing a cover of Van Halen's song Panama. At this time, the music I had known Mayer for was his pop work you know, like Your Body is a Wonderland. But i liked his pop music.. but I didn't think he could pull of such a guitar driven song like Panama.. but I watched it and was amazed, so I watched a few more, and I realized John Mayer might possibly be the greatest guitarist of my generation. He's a modern day Stevie Ray Vaughan or Jimi Hendrix.

His blues work, especially what he's done with the John Mayer Trio has inspired me to pick up my guitar again. So recently I took it to Guitar Center in Mayfield and had it repaired and tuned up. I got it back yesterday, and god it looks and feels great. I'm really excited to start learning, and I'm sure my Dad would be real proud. So I guess, we're gonna go through my rise in learning how to play. Should be fun.

It's been a long time!

2010-03-10T15:01:00.000-08:00

Hey everybody,

Haven't been on here in awhile. A lot has gone in since I last posted on here. I've had some downtime recently because I've been sick. But uhm, yeah..

So I work at Burger King now. It's alright. I like it. My friend Kendra works there with me also, so Wa.

This saturday is going to be a big day, because I'm going to pick up my guitar from Guitar Center. I took it in to get repaired, and I plan on taking lessons soon!

Also, I might have a big stand-up show coming up at this bar in downtown Willoughby! So theres a lot to look forward to I guess.. Wow can't believe this is my first post of 2010. Hmm.. well I'm gonna go for now, look for more updates later! Also follow me on Twitter. twitter.com/kipbarker ..Twitter's the shit. And Facebook is good too. Scrotum.

Peace.

Fun Fact

2009-12-16T10:37:00.000-08:00

Hi, I'm Kip Barker and I dislike most asians. Good night everybody!

Taking some time off

2009-10-14T21:47:00.000-07:00

Well, there are some things going on in my personal life that I really dont want to talk about right now, so I'm gonna take a break from the whole blogging scene.

A List of Ideals for America

2009-10-09T13:34:00.000-07:00

This is a list of some things I would like to Change to make America a better and more prosperous nation!

1. Reduce Government Spending

2. Cut Taxes

3. Give every American a Job

4. Bring the 2020 Summer Olympics to Cleveland, OH

5. Allow every American to get there own private health insurer

6. Balance the federal budget

7. End the myth of global warming

8. Impose term limits on our Congressman and Senators

9. Achieve Greater dimplomacy with our allied nations

10. Bring Peace to the World

Now...

Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?

Nobel Peace Prize to... President Obama???

2009-10-09T12:15:00.000-07:00

I'm just not even gonna comment on this one lol...

Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine

2009-10-08T10:33:00.000-07:00

Tone it down Glenn Beck!

2009-10-07T21:44:00.000-07:00

AN OPEN LETTER TO GLENN BECK

Dear Glenn,

I am a pretty big fan of yours. I make it a mission to watch your show on the Fox News Channel at 5pm EST every weekday. I've been following you since your days at CNN. I believe your a very smart, and opinionated person as well. But recently, I've noticed you've been changing. And as we can all atest, Change is not good!

Your gradually becoming more radical with your thoughts, and accusations. Barack Obama cannot be changing this country to socialism. He's done absolutely nothing since he's taken control of the White House. While i appreciate criticizing him, labeling him an anti-American socialist is by far extreme without any proof!

I believe deep down, Barack Obama is a good guy. I don't think he's a Racist, a Socialist, a Marxist, or a Terrorist. He wants to create a change in our society which in his opinion would be better for the people. While I highly disagree with his opinion, I respect him as a politician and as President of the United States. And believe me, I do oppose most, of his views and policies. Now, I'm not going to deny that there are people in his administration who are socialists and want to push there agenda.. but I don't believe President Obama is one.

I please ask you to tone things down. Not because I feel bad for President Obama. He's the President.. he should have known he would be berated by the right, as the left did with President Bush. I ask you to tone it down, because your one of my favorite political commentators, and the left is beginning to take notice of your views and are beginning an aggressive campaign against you. Even despite the fact you have the most common sense out of anyone on National TV.

They view you as the new poster boy for the radical right. If you continue the path you may be hated more than Bill O'Reilly or Rush Limbaugh as impossible as that sounds. You describe yourself as a Libertarian. Please take more of a Libertarian view on your show.

When you did your show on CNN, everything was perfect. You had the perfect mix of criticism and humor in your program. Ever since the show on FOX began, your criticism has become lopsided and now all you talk about is how long it will be until Obama and his team ruin the country and turn us into socialists.

It went from an hour of laughing about politics, to an hour of worrying when Barack Obama will setoff the doomsday device! I don't know if CNN held you back from expressing your views, or if FOX is making you be more radical, but I prefer the old Glenn Beck. Please! Go back to the old Glenn Beck!

Sincerely,

Kip Barker

My Condolences..

2009-10-05T21:39:00.000-07:00

A good friend of mines, mom passed away today. She had been battling cancer for sometime now, and the last I knew, she was doing better. Unfortunately i haven't been in contact with my friend that much, so I'm guessing things took a turn for the worst,and she past away. Keep strong Jared we're pulling for ya! Good luck to both you and Nikki!

A Funny SNL Obama sketch

2009-10-05T12:02:00.000-07:00

Michael Moore..

2009-10-05T01:03:00.000-07:00

is a fat, retarded, asshole. I'd write more, but its too late, and he's personally not worth all the typing.

What Is And What Should Never Be

2009-10-04T12:05:00.000-07:00

Well, It's October.. SHIT. It's getting cold!! I hate it. This weekend has been relatively fine though. On Friday, me and Josh went and saw "The Invention of Lying". I liked it.. On Saturday, We went and saw "Zombieland". I loved that movie! It was great!!

After we saw Zombieland, we chilled for awhile.. then we met up with Sean, Joe, and Jimmy at Eat'n Park. We had the breakfast buffet. While we were eating, I got a phone call from an old friend. She needed me, because of a personal problem she was having. I use to be in love with this girl. I spent my entire summer this year with her.

A couple weeks ago I decided to stop talking to her, because she didn't really care about me.. I don't think, and she just complicated my life. I moved on, I quit doing most of the bad things I did with her, and I have a new girlfriend, who I care a lot about! I'm happier now than I've been in a LOOOOOONG time.

Well it was a dilemma as to whether I should go see her or not. I kept thinking to myself that I shouldn't, but I really wanted too, to see if I could help her ya know.. So I went. Man this girl has got some problems!

It was so weird! I haven't seen her in 3 weeks, and now she's completely different! She's going through a lot, so I'm trying to provide emotional support, and I'm trying to help her get back on the right track. But this is tough.. I don't know. She's pretty fucked regardless.. I just don't know what to do with that.. I still care about her as a friend ya know.. and I don't want to see her as she as.. And I can't just leave her. According to her, I'm the only person who cares about her.. and I don't think thats true but it might be.. I don't know.

I just don't want to get sucked back in. I'm happy now. I like my girlfriend.. and I don't care about anyone more than I care about McKenna.. so this girl had her chance.. she blew it. But I still feel I need to try and help her.. I just don't know.

Movie Review: Zombieland

2009-10-04T11:41:00.000-07:00

Zombieland came out on October 2nd, and to be fucking honest. It's the best movie of 2009 I think. They movie was non-stop hilariousness. Woody Harrelson's character was so amazingly written, and performed. He deserves an Oscar for his performance haha. If only they gave Oscar awards to comedic actors!

Jesse Eisenberg plays the lead character who lays out his rules to survive the Zombie's throughout the movie. He despite surviving in a world overrun by Zombies has many fears.. most notably clowns! Which he must face in the climax as he takes down a Zombie Clown.

Emma Stone from Superbad is also in this movie. She's hot as fuck and all I thought about when she was on screen was how much I wanted to fuck her..

Moving On, the action was pretty good! And the Bill Murray cameo was the funniest shit ever! This movie was so fucking good. It's one of my favorites now! I'd suggest seeing it. I snuck into it, but I kinda wished I'd payed to see it to help those Box Office sales!

Movie Review: The Invention of Lying

2009-10-04T11:24:00.001-07:00

I saw the Invention of Lying the day it came out, October 2nd. Overall, I was very pleased with the film. The premise was very good! The main character played by Ricky Gervais who created the original T.V. Series, "The Office" in the U.K. lives in a world where no one lies. He's a screenwriter who gets fired from his job. His love intrest played by Jennifer Gardner can't date him because she doesn't find him sexual attractive although she loves him. And after being fired he can't afford his rent.

When he goes to the bank to take out money to move, he tells the worlds first lie by saying he has enough money is bank account to cover his rent. This sets forth a series of lies leading to everyone thinking he's a profit of the "Man in the Sky" (God). His lies also get him his job back as a screenwriter, setting forth for him to write "The Greatest Ever Made". Leading to success and fame. But you can tell he's still miserable without Jennifer Gardner, who becomes engaged to his rival screenwriter played by Rob Lowe. In the end, he tells her that he made everything up but she doesn't understand what that means since it's not in there nature. She decides that she loves him and wont mind having "fat kids with snub noses" with him. They get married and have a family. It is also revealed that while no one else can lie, Ricky Gervais and Jennifer Gardners son has the ability to lie, in regards to her cooking.

Overall this movie had some very funny moments, and I'm definately glad I snuck into it!

Omegle III

2009-09-29T11:27:00.000-07:00

Round 3...

Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: male 13 sweden you??
You: male 27 canada, you like other guys?
Stranger: do you??
You: i dont know, do you?
Stranger: alittle maybe
You: want to experiment?
Stranger: yeah
You: FAGGOT
You have disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: names Colton.. Pleased to meat ya!
Stranger: i'm thiru..nice to meet you too
You: Thiru?
Stranger: ya..
Stranger: am from india
Stranger: whr are you from
You: oh, so when my tv breaks down.. your who im calling?
You: i am from Canada
You: you know.. Canada. its above America.........
Stranger: oh..ya..i know....
Stranger: the maple leaf..
You: yea nice stereotype asshole.. wheres your taxi cab?
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hiiiii
Stranger: heloo u m/f
You: t
Stranger: t
You: yes
Stranger: tit
You: i do have tits
You: they are fake though
Stranger: gd gd
Stranger: u got a pic
You: yes.. lemme uploa
Stranger: waaa
Stranger: kkk
You: http://images.craigslist.org/3n13pc3l15Ob5T45R299qc00cf6afd8d51595.jpg
You: si?
Stranger: wer u frm
You: Barrie, Ontario, Canada
Stranger: how old u
You: 27
Stranger: yeerrr
You: how old are you?
You: btw my tits are 42DDD
You: they go nicely with my 8.5" cock
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: wa a fukiin ntranyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: oh myyyyyyyyyyy i was waxing 2 u!!
You: yes.. thats what i said "t"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey, 19, male, looking for horny girl for cam to cam fun on msn / but i do not have webcam
You: hey im 13, female, usa. i have a cam
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you have cam ?
You: i said i did didnt i lol
Stranger: what ?
You: i have a webcam,.. do you want to see me masterbate?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want it
You: ok before we continue
You: im not a 13 year old girl. My name is Doug. I'm 47 and i work for the internet site Perverted Justice. this chat has been saved, and your I.P. address has been logged.
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Same Guy, just moments later..

You: hi
Stranger: hey, 19, male, looking for horny girl for cam to cam fun on msn / but i do not have webcam
You: hi.. its Doug again. you ended my message prematurely. Omegle recconected us so we can finish... anyway.. Federal Marshalls are on their way to your house to arrest you for Soliciting Inappropriate Sexual Acts with a Minor over the Internet. They'll be there in 10 minutes. Good Day Sir.
Stranger: Oh my god, wtf. I was just kidding!! Please dontt, my moms home. she'll kill me.
You: Your a pedofile!
You have disconnected

Omegle II

2009-09-28T21:37:00.000-07:00

More mischievous conversations..

Stranger: how big is your dog?
Stranger: big/med/small?
You: med
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: how are your pants
You: wet
Stranger: and do you like eatting food?
You: Yessir.
Stranger: are they wet couse you just cum in them?
Stranger: or did you wee yourself?
You: kinda... the first.. you see i was eating peanut butter.. and it spilled onto my crotch.. so my dog came over and started to lick. and to be honest the sensation was better than Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation, so i stuck the rest of my dick into the jar of Peter Pan and let Ralph (my dog) go to town
Stranger: that sound wonderful
Stranger: whats the differnts betwen peanut butter and jam?
You: idk what
Stranger: i cant peanut butter my dick up your ass_______
You: ahaaaaa
You: your a regular Jerry Seinfeld or Kip Barker
Stranger: oh and led zep and cum-a-bal
You: hmm most ppl miss the RObert Plant ref
Stranger: go lick a big wet juicy vagina!
You: wow thank you!
Stranger: a big wet hairy juicy solty vagina!
You: i like the muff
You: im gonna go poop and materbate.bye!

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Stranger: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 하이
You: Whoa
You: You just blew my mind
You: I
You: I'm going to lie down
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Are you him?
You: YES!
Stranger: Whoa
Stranger: You're me
Stranger: It's like
Stranger: You are inside of me
Stranger: But
Stranger: Like
Stranger: Different
You: YES!
Stranger: Whoa
Stranger: You just blew my mind
Stranger: I
Stranger: I think I'm going to go lay down
You: YES!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hello =D
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m Asia
You: 11/female/Canada
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: likewise!
Stranger: My english is not good
You: it is okay
Stranger: I am here to practice my English
You: that is cool!
You: do you have a girlfriend/
Stranger: no ,I had one but now I have not
Stranger: do you wanna be my GF?
Stranger: haha,Its a joke
You: ohhh
You: i was gonna say yes =(
Stranger: is it funny?
Stranger: Oh ,no
You: uhm. it made you look like a creepy pedofile no offense!!
You: i kind of want to click disconnect now
Stranger: no
Stranger: I dont mean that
You: i think i will.. good evening or morning.. or whatever fucking time it is you fucking gook
Stranger: no ,I beg your pardon
You: you beg my pardon?
Stranger: I beg your mercy
You: i just berated you
You: what do you want me to do now? blindfold you with dental floss?
Stranger: I know i was wrong ,sorry
You: Eat Shit Gook Roman Polanski!
You have disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: 12 f usa
You: horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: 12 f usa
You: horny?
Stranger: yes i am
You: m too
You: soooooo lo
Stranger: we could always roleplay.....
You: like how?
Stranger: im a man your a girl we write back and forth a situation
You: do you want to fuck me?
Stranger: yes
You: okay..
You: well before we continue
You: i'm not a 12 year old female from the USA
You: the only truth to that is im from the USA
You: my name is Dustin, I'm 34 years of age, and i work for the internet site Perverted Justice. We have been working with Omegle to catch intenet, pedofiles. This chat has been saved, and your I.P. has been logged.
Stranger: imagine that iam 17
You: Expect your local police department to be at your house within the next 25 minutes.
You: No I am notgoing to imagine your 17. That changes nothing
You: your a disgrace
You: your sick
You: you need help
Stranger: WAIT COPS ARE COMING!!!???????
You: good day sir.
You have disconnected.

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Omegle

2009-09-28T21:02:00.000-07:00

Haha.. this is a site i've been visiting for ahwile now, and I figure i'll bring some of this into the blog. its funny shit. If you wanna go on here, the site is www.omegle.com. Basically its a chat site where your paired with a random person and you dont have screenames or anything. Heres a few of my chats from today.. enjoy!

You: hi
Stranger: man/21/taiwan
You: man/18/canada wanna cyber fuck?
You: is that a no?
Stranger: no i am down, msn?
You: ehh your from taiwan, your prbly only packin 3.5" anyway queer
Stranger: PLEASE!
You have disconnected.

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You: fuck
Stranger: i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the person before you had the best greeting OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
You: YES!!!!!
You: win
Stranger: lol what
You: <3 the Kanye ref
You: you made my night
Stranger: haha wooo yay

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You: shit
Stranger: piss
You: vagina
Stranger: dick
You: nigger
Stranger: muthafucka that aint cool im black

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You: howdy
Stranger: hi :) looking for girl on msn with cam:D
You: well.. im notta girl. my names Colton. I'm a cowboy from Idaho. But i do have an msn account and a cam. If ya like big muscles and a big cock
Stranger: Shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi, can i tie u up?
You: hey there
You: depends :D
Stranger: ok
You: what you gona tie me with
Stranger: rope, cuffs or tape
Stranger: ur choice
You: what brand rope
Stranger: nylon usually
You: no motherfucker.. what company made that shit. im allergic to some brands
You: you dont want me to break out in hives do you
Stranger: well who told u to pick rope
You: i wont be very fuckable then
Stranger: i offered two other viable options
You: cuz cuffs are shitty and tape.. lol i can break that shit
Stranger: not the way i do it
You: how do you do it
Stranger: fully wrapped
You: like a mummy?
Stranger: not quite, otherwise it would allow me any access now would it
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: clearly
You: clearly lol.. yes i am a girl haha
Stranger: glad to hear it
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Miranda
Stranger: jake, nice ot meet u
Stranger: where u from and how old
You: now, if you tied me up what would you do to me
Stranger: anything i wanted
Stranger: ;)
You: describe
Stranger: tease you, fuck you...take you far beyond any limits u've ever had....make u feel the apprehension of being helpless mixed with the thrill of anticipation
Stranger: satisfactory?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: and u
You: i'm 13
Stranger: hmmm, and yet u like to be tied up
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: and u are from where
You: you first..
Stranger: usa
You: where what state lol
Stranger: ny
Stranger: hbu
You: omg sameeeee what city
Stranger: i doubt that
You: omg i am
You: what city are you from
Stranger: if u really r u'll tell me first
You: noooo thats not how we play lol
Stranger: it is, cuz i kno this game
You: your the one in control.. what city are you from
Stranger: if im in control then im telling u to answer
You: nooooooooo
You: if your close we could fuck :)
Stranger: right
You: im a virgin
You: and im dripping
You: what city
Stranger: brooklyn, satisfied?
You: brooklyn
You: oh
Stranger: and no im not black
You: im from Accord
Stranger: ulster county huh
You: ya
Stranger: well, u could be further
Stranger: so its not so bad
You: if you could get out her id fuck you
You: idc wht u look like
Stranger: good to know
Stranger: i suppose u have motels around to use
You: sillly come to my house when mommy n daddy r gone
You: whats the youngest age of a girl uve ever fucked
Stranger: 16
You: lame
You: i think its sexy for an older guy to fuck a younger girl
Stranger: well considering im 20 now thats not so bad
You: my fantasy is the fuck a black postal worker whos in his later 50's when im 14
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: well if u try hard enough im sure u will
You: i will
You: i turn 14 on Oct 14th
Stranger: well there u go
Stranger: so, i'll come up to u, and tie u up....take u on a wild ride
You: plzz
You: i want you to beat the shit out of me
You: suffocate me. id love it
Stranger: ooo glad to hear it
Stranger: i have just the thing
You: a piillow?
Stranger: no silly girl
Stranger: a noose
Stranger: much more effective
You: k
You: will you murder me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why would i do that
You: fuck you then
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: looking for a fun loving female with a webcam who wants to play truth or dare :)
You: hi
You: fun loving MALE here.. stiff erection. webcam booted up. lubricants out. whats your msn id?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: heyyyyyy
Stranger: ooooooooooooo
Stranger: me say heeyyyyyoo
Stranger: daylight come and me want to go home
Stranger: hows it going?
You: fine! and your snappy self?
Stranger: im awesome
You: super-tastical!
You: what is your name?
Stranger: the whiter jesus
You: fantastic! call me Dr. Love
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ok, so any good patients dr. love?
You: im a swinger! haha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: groovy baby

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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: 18/Fe/LA
You: LA as in Louisiana or Los Angelse?
Stranger: Los Angeles
Stranger: e
You: ohhhh
Stranger: how about you?
You: im from Lousiana lol.. 18 male
Stranger: What continent?
You: uhm
You: lol
Stranger: What?
You: Louisiana is in America...
Stranger: What!! I thought it was in france
You: Hows LA
Stranger: I dont know i've never been to Louisiana
You have disconnected.

Conversations from Facebook II

2009-09-24T21:28:00.000-07:00

Joe Hallahan creeps out Kendra Pianca..

Joe
hey

Kendra
do i know you?
hah

Joe
no i'm kips friend haha

Kendra
ohhh isee

Joe
whats up?

Kendra
nothin, you

Joe
i see you around school a lot.

Kendra
oh do you?

Joe
yes lol
wut grade are you in

Kendra
10th

Joe
cool. how do you know kip?

Kendra
he was my ex's friend.

Joe
cool. whose your ex?

Kendra
conor schudel? he went to north

Joe
ah cool

Kendra
yeaaa are you a senior?

Joe
i'm a junior.

Joe
whose that girl ure with in your profile picture?

Kendra
jessica stich
parentes gf?

Joe
oh she has a boyfriend

Kendra
yea ryan parente, why?

Joe
oh okay.
hbu?

Kendra
its complicated ahah

Joe
whys that

Kendra
im still sorta with my ex.
but not dating officaillly
acually idk what we are anymore. im bout to find out in a lil. the big talkk ahahh

Joe
you have cute eyes :)

Kendra
hahh thnkss
and rllly?

Joe
yesss
!

Kendra
thanks

Joe
so this conor guy, how serious are u guys

Kendra
im not sure
why?

Joe
u goin to homecomin with anyone?

Kendra
not as of nowww, no

pmJoe
h/o

Kendra
k

Joe
im back

Kendra
k

Joe
do u think im attractive?[p[

Kendra
i dont rllly know you and my computers being slow and wont load your pic sorrry

Joe
youre pretty cute

Kendra
thnks

Joe
have you ever dated a juniorrr?

Kendra
yea my ex just graduated ahah

Joe
oh so youre into older guys then?

Kendra
yea
i guess you could say that

Joe
so about this homecoming dance?

Kendra
yea

Joe
did you get youre dress already?

Kendra
yea

Joe
what color is it?

Kendra
its a cute blue

Joe
so should i get a blue tie then?
haha jm

Kendra
hah

Joe
but seriously?

Kendra
naw im goood. i dont wanna date sorry man

Joe
we don't have to date but we could go to the dance just as friends
huh?

Kendra
im already going witha binch of friends and i dot know you

Joe
don't you live in big turtle 2
?

Kendra
nope
1

Joe
oh thats right

Kendra
how do you know that?

Joe
educated guess
lol

Kendra
ohh

Joe
i was close

Kendra
yea

Joe
so when do you have lunch?

Kendra
5th

Joe
well i can skip 5th class to come see you
no biggie

Kendra
oh i aid
for the office
mr lyons ahah

Joe
ok see ya there

Kendra
okay

Joe
let me know what you want for lunch ill bring it up there for you

Kendra
i pack ahah
thnaks tho

Joe
so what you wearing right about now?

Kendra
uhmm sweat pants an d a tshirt

Joe
hey me too cool

Kendra
haha

Joe
what r u wearin to school tomorrow
we could match
!!!
yay

Kendra
hahah prolly shorts and a hoodie. im tooo tired to look cute

Joe
you look cute in anything
:)

Kendra
awee thanks
hah

Joe
yup

Kendra
yea

Joe
so i could give you a ride home tomorrow if you want?

Kendra
i already get a ride, thanks tho

Joe
does he drive a truck?
a ranger
?

Kendra
hahah actually yea

Joe
guess what im getting a ride with him tomorrow too!!!
but dont ask him he doesnt know yet

Kendra
oh ahahha

Joe
yes maam

Kendra
mhm

Joe
are you a taylor swift fan?

Kendra
yea actualll

Joe
well i won tickets to the upcoming show if you wanna go?

Kendra
oh rllly?

Joe
ya i got a limo and everything!
cool huh?

Kendra
yea

Joe
ya and my friend is bringing the booze and the hash
should be a good time!

Kendra
hahha

Joe
so you think you might wanna go?

Kendra
idk, when?

Joe
sat. oct. 3rd

Kendra
so nxt saturday?
maybe

Joe
cool
so i need a favor if you go with me

Kendra
what?

Joe
well ive never kissed anybody before
and never had a blow job
either
so?
blow job=tickets
catch my drift?
please?

Over the Hills and Far Away

2009-09-24T14:42:00.000-07:00

Hey! Not much going on today. I cleaned my car finally! It was pretty messy.. tomorrow, I'm taking it to go get the oil changed and have the tires rotated, and it's gonna get washed thank god. Tonight though, I think I'm going to relax and rest up for tomorrow. In addition to getting my car serviced, we have a road trip planned.

Me, Sean, Joe, and Jimmy are going down to Athens, Ohio to the Ohio University to see some friends and party. It's a 4 hour drive. But I'm up for it! I love driving! We'll probably hang out with Kyle. Kyle can be seen in the video I posted of him throwing a stump into Lake Erie. We might also get to see Anthony! Unfortunately Brandon (not the one i've previously blogged about, I dont talk to him anymore) won't be there because his mom is getting married.

We don't know where were gonna sleep yet lol, but I'm not to worried about it haha. I just hope no Hangover shit happens and we lose somebody. Joe would definately be the "Alan" of our group. Anyway, i'm out for now, i'll give a post-trip update on Saturday!

Getting back into writing

2009-09-23T17:32:00.000-07:00

What up! Havent posted since Sunday. Apologies. I've been watching some movies lately. Monday night, I watched "Almost Famous" and "Back to School" at Joshes house. Both movies are classic. Then last night, I watched my all-time favorite movie.. Billy Madison!

I fucking love that movie. Everything about it is perfect in my opinion. The character Sandler creates is just fucking classic! The music in the movie is perfect. From the score when he's chasing the penguin to the use "Renegade" by Styx when he goes back to High School.

And oh my god.. Miss Veronica Vaughn. SOOOOOOOO HOT.. WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINY! Bridgette Wilson is sooooooo sexy in this movie. Especially in the pool scene when she kicks Sandlers ass. I Love this movie, and I always will!

Anyway, watching this movie last night inspired me. I haven't done Stand-Up in over a month. I'm out of the game right now. It has me kinda wanting to get back into that. More so though, It has me wanting to create characters. Characters that can be as crazy and goofy as Billy.

I'm going to begin developing some crazy characters for all sorts of mediums. And we might give a few a try on the Stand-Up Comedy circuit in the area. But this all kind of leads up more so, to some of my other dreams.. to perhaps someday be just like Adam Sandler and write and star in my own movies. Anyway just look out for that shit.

Fun weekend, Martin wins

2009-09-20T15:48:00.000-07:00

On Saturday, the Akron Zips lost to Indiana.. Buzzkill. Saturday night ended up being alot of fun though. I went to visit my girlfriend at work and on the way I saw Sean and Joe who also happend to be going to the same place. They had there friend Allison with them. I've never really talked to her much, but she's very nice.

After that exposure, I went over to Josh's house. He wasn't there, but his Mom and her boyfriend are basically like parents to me.. well actually.. his mom is like a mom to me, her boyfriend Sam is like a brother. They were having a small party for the UFC 103 fight. I had some food, and chatted with Mom haha.

After that, I went over to Joe's house to meet up with him and Sean again. I got to meet Joe's sister Rachel and her friend Kaira. We all played Catchphrase with Joe's mom who is absolutely hilarious and cool! Me and her have the same taste in music, and everything and she was telling me about all the bands that she saw. All of which I love!

The discussion of music prompted Joe's dad, to join in as he, like me and Joe's mom are Led Zeppelin fans. He asked me how many albums I had, to which I replied that I do indeed have all of them (which I do). In fact I had them all in the car so i brought them inside. He paticularly wanted to hear "In Through the Out Door". Then we listed to Led Zeppelin II, Led Zeppelin III, & Led Zeppelin IV.

It was a pretty good evening. Afterwards, I headed on home. I woke up this morning and went to Best Buy to look at fridgerators and stuff, as I plan on going to college in the spring. I want to go to the University of Akron. Anyway, after I got home, I watched the NASCAR race. It's great to see Mark Martin win again. He's one of my favorites. Now hes leading the points by 35 points. Lets hope he can win the championship. That'd be cool considering he's 50 years old and the Rookie of the Year this year, Joey Logano is only 19.

Kyle Ranally throws a stump into Lake Erie

2009-09-19T13:53:00.000-07:00

Haaaa, this is a video from Derek Baker and Brandon Wojtasik's grad party on August 8th, 2009. In this video, Kyle Ranally is pictured throwing a stump into Lake Erie, as we all cheer him on. There's not much more to it.. Enjoy!

Uneventful weekend so far

2009-09-19T11:21:00.000-07:00

Normally my weekends are pretty crazy, but so far it hasn't been, and looks like it won't be. Last night, I picked up my friend Joe and we went over to Sean's house and watched Last House on the Left. It was an alright film. I'm not a big horror film fan. Not because I get scared, i just think there ra-tarded.

After the film we went and got coffee. Then we went to Giant Eagle for no reason really, then I took Sean and Joe home. I came home then, and made same Ramen noodles, poured a glass of Cherry Coke (yes I went out and bought it after the Akron trip!), and passed out watching The Song Remains the Same on VH1 Classic.

Woke up this morning around 12:45pm, and haven't done much yet. I think I'm going over to Joshes moms house later. There having a fire and there ordering UFC 103. I don't know what else I'm doing tonight.

Tomorrow, looks to be a dull and boring day. I have to work and then I'll probably watch the NASCAR race from New Hampshire. I don't know else there could be to do. Oh well, that's it for now I guess.

Uhhhhh

2009-09-17T13:47:00.000-07:00

Nothing like getting up at 7:00am and spending 2 and a half hours in court! I'll tell ya that sets the tempo for a great day. I got a speeding ticket on the first for going 31mph in a 20mph. Therefore I owe the city $179, and had to sacrifice almost 3 hours for there bullshit. I hate how those prick fucking cops put your scheduled to appear in court at 7:45am, then you get in there and court doesnt even fucking start until 8:30. And of course theres a million people that go up before you. Like this guy who was in there for public urination, and this fucking asian guy who couldn't even speak English! What the fuck is he doing driving a car in our country!? Seriously. The judicial system blows balls and needs reformed.

DON'T BRING ME DOWN

2009-09-16T18:57:00.001-07:00

Family Guy <3

Jimmy Carter

2009-09-16T11:57:00.000-07:00

Go back to growing peanuts you dumb fucking prick. You weren't re-elected President in 1980 for a reason. Your a fucking ra-tard. Your family is a fuck up and how you managed to become President is beyond my farthest imagination. Saying criticism of Obama is based solely on racism is ridiculous. Just because I don't support his positions i'm a racist. You were a failure as President just like Bush. At least Bush keeps his mouth shut now that hes no-longer President.

New Album by The Who due out in 2010

2009-09-15T20:14:00.000-07:00

Pete Townshend announced in his blog in August that The Who, one of the greatest rock bands of all-time will be writing new material for a musical set to premiere sometime in 2011. He also added that the material will be featured in an album by The Who set to be released in 2010.

The album will be similar to the records "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia". Both albums were critically acclaimed for there styling, with "Tommy" pioneering what would become a "Rock Opera".

This story by Townshend will be titled "FLOSS". According to Pete, it "convey(s) the story of a married couple whose relationship gets into difficulty. Walter, a straight-cut pub rock musician, is able to retire when one of his songs becomes the TV anthem of a big car company. He becomes a house-husband while his wife Floss devotes herself to a riding stables and stud. When he tries to return to music after a fifteen year hiatus, he finds that what he hears and what he composes evoke the ecologically rooted, apocalyptic mindset of his generation. Shaken by this and torn by personal difficulties, he and Floss become estranged. A series of dramatic events in a hospital emergency ward bring them both to their senses."

I don't know much about Pete's personal life, but to me this sounds like alot could be based on his own personal experiences as a rock legend. Townshend formed the Who in 1964 and they become one of the biggest rock acts of there time. Eventually breaking up in 1982. They would have a few one off gigs and reunion tours over the next 2 decades. Townshend also spent time in the 1980's with a successful solo career. During the 90's Townshend kept a pretty low musical profile.

His destructive style has influenced many. The Who's loud, aggressive, and snotty attitude set the stage for the underground Punk Rock Movement that featured bands like "The Ramones", "The Stooges", "The Clash", "Green Day", and others!

The work Townshend did with "The Who" not only changed Rock and Roll music, but it changed music that our society enjoys in general. Most people know the lyrics to "Baba O'Reilly" although the title is often confused to be known as "Teenage Wasteland".

The thing that makes Townshend a different performer than most, is the messages in his songs. No body puts more into the meanings of there songs than Townshend. From Love, to religion, to hoping he dies before he gets old (he's now 64 years old), Townshend still tries to convey a message in all of his music. I'm sure "FLOSS" will do the same.

Family Guy is back on September 27th!!

2009-09-14T22:41:00.000-07:00

It's about time we're getting some new Family Guy episodes! Thats my favorite T.V. Show. Last season there were a few good episodes but we got alot of re-runs due to the Writers strike. That was a fucking buzzkill. Hopefully this year proves to be better!

The season kicks off not this Sunday, but next Sunday with a "Road to.." episode! Looks like Stewie and Brian will be traveling across the universe in this one. I wonder how that'll turn out. Not much is known about the other episodes, but it looks like the Blue Harvest follow-up "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side" will be the Season finale on May 16th, 2010.

Rest In Peace: Patrick Swayze

2009-09-14T21:12:00.001-07:00

Heard he died a few hours ago. What a Buzzkill! I like Patrick Swayze fine. Road House is a classic. But it's overplayed on cable. FUCK! You know how many times there gonna show that fuckin' movie this weekend in honor of him? Damnit. Oh well maybe T.V. Guide will start talking about him everyday now instead of Michael Jackson who died 3 FUCKING MONTHS AGO!

I Love College

2009-09-13T18:51:00.000-07:00

HEY!!! Sorry for no posts yesterday. Me and 3 of my friends took a little road trip to Akron Saturday night to go see some old friends and have a party you know. It was pretty exciting!

I went over to Josh's house at 4:30, and waiting about 20 minutes for our friend Tommy and Joe to come pick us up. Tommy drives a 2007 Mercury Mariner. His SUV was raw as fuck. I had to tell them how to get to Akron though haha. The ride down was pretty sweet. We listened to some good music, and tryed to give this girl on the freeway Joe's number.

We got into Akron around 6:00. We were pretty early. The party wasn't suppose to start until 9pm. So we parked the car at Taco Bell by the new football stadium. We thought about smoking but waited because we didn't know where we could do it at.

In the meantime, we were all pretty hungry so we walked to Buffalo Wild Wings right down the street. We all got some wings and sodas. I tryed Cherry Coke for the first time! I love it. Not as much as Mountain Dew, but close. The wings we're pretty good. There was a lot of hot bitches there too. These moments would prove to be our last sober moments on an evening that turned out to be awesome.

We walked back to Taco Bell and got into Tommy's SUV and packed a bowl. We drove around for awhile smoking up. Then we ended up back at the Taco Bell parking lot. We decided we weren't done, but Tommy didn't want to drive, so he let me drive his SUV. It was pretty badass. I had an SUV when i first got my licence, but in March i bought a Chevy Cobalt, so I've been used to driving cars. We drove by alot of the frat houses.

We ended up back at Taco Bell (again). Tommy had brought a 24 pack of Bud Light and since it was taking awhile for the party to start, we decided it was time to start drinking. We again drove around some more, and guess where we ended up again? Yup.. Taco Bell. It proved to be our safe zone haha. Now we were buzzed and high, we started having fun. We blasted "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" by Elton John through his radio and drove by people just for laughs. We also went to Dave's market. All four of us being baked congregated about our favorite Lunchables.

We continued going around town, and guess where we ended up? Nope not Taco Bell.. Burger King. Tommy, Joe, and Josh ordered some food. Now it was party time. Except we had one problem, we couldn't find the frat house!

This led us on a journey that would bring the biggest laughs and most memorable moment of the night! As we drove around campus looking for the house as we passed College Street. There was a smell in the air. Tommy in the backseat says, "Am I the only one who smells toast right now?". Joe in the front seat replied "Yeah, I smell toast too, but I didn't wanna say anything". This led to a moment of Tommy shouthing out the window at random people about how it smells like toast. Being high made this amazingly hilarious! We finally decided to ask some guy directions to the Phi Kappa Tau frat house. Tommy asked him for directions and after we got him, he shouted "CAN YOU SMELL THE TOAST!!!". This guy also told us that the Schebels factory was right over on the next street, which explained the smell haha!. That quote will live on amongst the four of us forever.

We parked Tommys SUV in the University of Akron parking garage. Then we walked to the house. As soon as we got in, as luck would hit us they ran out of beer. Thankfully they were on a beer run though. So it was just a minor wait for beer. We all got pretty trashed except for Joe. There was alot of beer pong, alot of drinking, and alot of fun!

The party shut down around 2:30, so Joe drove us to Subway (I was surprised there Subways hours are from 8am-4am!) and we all got footlongs. Theres nothing like a sub at 3am after some heavy partying haha. Tommy couldn't finish his sub and decided to save the rest for when he woke up the next morning. I really wish I could have been there to see the look on his face when he woke up and realized he still had part of his sub left. He probably doesn't remember shit from last night haha. He had like 20 beers.

Then at this time I was feeling sober enough to drive us all back to Willoughby. On our way back we put on Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Unfortunately everyone passed out, and the iPod was in between Joes legs and I wasn't about to grab it to change artists.. so I had to listen to Michael Jackson songs all the way to Willoughby. I didn't really mind though haha. It was a great night. We got back into town at 4am.

I slept at Josh's house last night. I woke up at 12pm, and Josh's mom took us to Dave and Busters out in Westlake. It was like the perfect ending for the perfect day. I got home at 4:30, the same time I went to Josh's house yesterday. I'm pretty sure that was the best 24 hours of my life so far haha. If only I'd gotten laid in that time period! Haaa.

Won't Get Fooled Again

2009-09-11T12:02:00.000-07:00

It's September 11th, 2009. It's hard to believe it's been 8 years since the United States of America was attacked. So much has happend in that 8 years.. So much hasn't happend in that 8 years. The event changed everything in America. Our country will never be the same again.

It seems like many people have forgotten about this event, as there have been calls for troops to be pulled from Afghanistan. I don't get it. There are extremists out there, who hate us because of who we are and how we live. We don't target there way of life. If we pull out and bring it on home, they'll just re-group and the chances are we'll have another 9/11 in the future. We don't need this to happen. We need leadership that can prove why America shouldn't be messed with. Is Barack Obama that guy? I sure hope so. We have no other hope.

In the 2008 Presidential Election, I lent my support to the John McCain campaign. I still don't regret it. I think he was the better candidate. He didn't win though. I've lived with it. We have Obama. He's a great speaker, he's a great leader, and I'm sure he's a great guy. I don't fall in line with his political views, but doe's he have my support.. Yes! Because he is an American. He's just like me, and you (if your Canadian my apologies!), and the thousands of people who died on September 11th, and the countless others who were affected by this tragedy.

We are Americans, and we must still continue to consider that. We need to stand-up for each other. We know what's right. Osama Bin Laden doesn't. I mean come on.. he lives in a cave and has sexual intercourse with camels. We need to stop all the bickering in our political system and compromise. We need a common goal! There's so many things wrong in our country right now. The economy, the health-care system, etc.

It seems like the lessons from 9/11 wore off in 2002 when the talks of invading Iraq began. Was invading Iraq justified? I don't know. Was President Bush pushing an agenda? Probably. Whatever his agenda was though, involved making America a stronger nation. I'm not a George W. Bush apologizer but the guy deserves more credit than he gets. I don't know how Barack Obama would have handled 9/11. I think he would have had a similar reaction to President Bush. But immediately following the attacks, there was something about that American Spirit.. that drew everyone together. We all had a common goal. We wanted revenge for the deaths of our brothers and sisters. We're still fighting for this revenge today. I'm willing to bet we got a long road to go still..

We as American's need to come together as we did following the attacks. I believe there was no better showcase of this then at Paul McCartney's "The Concert for New York" in October 2001. To me that symboled everything. We as Americans came together.. we honored those who died, and we honored those who survived but helped. And the music from the artists who performed provided a cure and inspiration to all of us.

I will forever be thankful to Paul McCartney for his organization of this concert. And all the artists who performed. The performance that stuck out the most to me was by The WHO. The WHO has always been one of my favorite rock bands since I was a kid. Mostly because they were my fathers favorite. Well my father passed away in January 2001, roughly half a year before the attacks. And for them to come out, not even being an American band, and rocking as hard as they did was an inspiration to all who heard them. There setlist to me had meaning. They played 4 of there classics.. "Who are You", "Baba O'Reilly", "Behind Blue Eyes", and "Won't Get Fooled Again". "Who are You" showcased America's anger at our attackers, while "Behind Blue Eyes" was about the sadness following the attacks. "Baba O'Reilly" symbolized America's fight and dedication to those we lost. And to close out the performance the political classic "Won't Get Fooled Again". Playing "Won't Get Fooled Again" to me showed that we're out to win this one and we're not going to let them get us down. It was all about our courage following the attacks to go out and prove that we're right but we left ourselves open for it.

Unfortunately, I believe if nothing happens.. and we as American's continue to argue over everything from the wars, to healthcare reform, to the economy, it gives us a weak appearance. And we may very well distract ourselves. We might leave ourselves open for another 9/11.. Let's get on our knees and prey, We Wont Get Fooled Again.

We'll Always Remember

2009-09-11T11:27:00.000-07:00

Those who died in the terrorist attacks on the United States of America on September 11, 2001:

Gordon M. Aamoth, Jr.
Edelmiro Abad
Maria Rose Abad
Andrew Anthony Abate
Vincent Abate
Laurence Christopher Abel
William F. Abrahamson
Richard Anthony Aceto
Jesus Acevedo Rescand
Heinrich Bernhard Ackermann
Paul Acquaviva
Donald LaRoy Adams
Patrick Adams
Shannon Lewis Adams
Stephen George Adams
Ignatius Udo Adanga
Christy A. Addamo
Terence E. Adderley, Jr.
Sophia Buruwad Addo
Lee Allan Adler
Daniel Thomas Afflitto
Emmanuel Akwasi Afuakwah
Alok Agarwal
Mukul Kumar Agarwala
Joseph Agnello
David Scott Agnes
Brian G. Ahearn
Jeremiah Joseph Ahern
Joanne Marie Ahladiotis
Shabbir Ahmed
Terrance Andre Aiken
Godwin Ajala
Gertrude M. Alagero
Andrew Alameno
Margaret Ann Alario
Gary M. Albero
Jon Leslie Albert
Peter Alderman
Jacquelyn Delaine Aldridge
David D. Alger
Sarah Ali-Escarcega
Ernest Alikakos
Edward L. Allegretto
Eric Allen
Joseph Ryan Allen
Richard Dennis Allen
Richard Lanard Allen
Christopher E. Allingham
Janet M. Alonso
Arturo Alva-Moreno
Anthony Alvarado
Antonio Javier Alvarez
Victoria Alvarez-Brito
Telmo E. Alvear
Cesar Amoranto Alviar
Tariq Amanullah
Angelo Amaranto
James M. Amato Joseph Amatuccio
Christopher Charles Amoroso
Kazuhiro Anai
Calixto Anaya, Jr.
Joseph Anchundia
Kermit Charles Anderson
Yvette Constance Anderson
John Andreacchio
Michael Rourke Andrews
Jean Ann Andrucki
Siew-Nya Ang
Joseph Angelini, Jr.
Joseph Angelini, Sr.
Laura Angilletta
Doreen J. Angrisani
Lorraine Antigua
Peter Paul Apollo
Faustino Apostol, Jr.
Frank Thomas Aquilino
Patrick Michael Aranyos
David Arce
Michael George Arczynski
Louis Arena
Adam P. Arias
Michael Armstrong
Jack Charles Aron
Joshua Aron
Richard Avery Aronow
Japhet Jesse Aryee
Patrick Asante
Carl Asaro
Michael Asciak
Michael Edward Asher
Janice Marie Ashley
Thomas J. Ashton
Manuel O. Asitimbay
Gregg Arthur Atlas
Gerald T. Atwood
James Audiffred
Louis Frank Aversano, Jr.
Ezra Aviles
Sandy Ayala
Arlene T. Babakitis
Eustace P. Bacchus
John J. Badagliacca
Jane Ellen Baeszler
Robert J. Baierwalter
Andrew J. Bailey
Brett T. Bailey
Tatyana Bakalinskaya
Michael S. Baksh
Sharon M. Balkcom
Michael Andrew Bane
Katherine Bantis
Gerard Baptiste
Walter Baran
Gerard A. Barbara
Paul Vincent Barbaro
James William Barbella
Ivan Kyrillos F. Barbosa
Victor Daniel Barbosa
Colleen Ann Barkow
David Michael Barkway
Matthew Barnes
Sheila Patricia Barnes
Evan J. Baron
Renee Barrett-Arjune
Nathaly Barrios La Cruz
Arthur Thaddeus Barry
Diane G. Barry
Maurice Vincent Barry
Scott D. Bart
Carlton W. Bartels
Guy Barzvi
Inna B. Basina
Alysia Basmajian
Kenneth William Basnicki
Steven Bates
Paul James Battaglia
Walter David Bauer, Jr.
Marlyn Capito Bautista
Jasper Baxter
Michele Beale
Paul Frederick Beatini
Jane S. Beatty
Lawrence Ira Beck
Manette Marie Beckles
Carl John Bedigian
Michael Earnest Beekman
Maria A. Behr
Yelena Belilovsky
Nina Patrice Bell
Debbie Bellows
Stephen Elliot Belson
Paul M. Benedetti
Denise Lenore Benedetto
Maria Bengochea
Bryan Craig Bennett
Eric L. Bennett
Oliver Duncan Bennett
Margaret L. Benson
Dominick J. Berardi
James Patrick Berger
Steven Howard Berger
John P. Bergin
Alvin Bergsohn
Daniel Bergstein
Michael J. Berkeley
Donna M. Bernaerts
David W. Bernard
William Bernstein
David M. Berray
David S. Berry
Joseph J. Berry
William Reed Bethke
Timothy Betterly
Edward Frank Beyea
Paul Beyer
Anil Tahilram Bharvaney
Bella J. Bhukhan
Shimmy D. Biegeleisen
Peter Alexander Bielfeld
William G. Biggart
Brian Bilcher
Carl Vincent Bini
Gary Eugene Bird
Joshua David Birnbaum
George John Bishop
Jeffrey Donald Bittner
Albert Balewa Blackman, Jr.
Christopher Joseph Blackwell
Susan Leigh Blair
Harry Blanding, Jr.
Janice Lee Blaney
Craig Michael Blass
Rita Blau
Richard Middleton Blood, Jr.
Michael Andrew Boccardi
John P. Bocchi
Michael Leopoldo Bocchino
Susan M. Bochino
Bruce D. Boehm
Mary Catherine Boffa
Nicholas Andrew Bogdan
Darren Christopher Bohan
Lawrence Francis Boisseau
Vincent M. Boland, Jr.
Alan Bondarenko
Andre Bonheur, Jr.
Colin Arthur Bonnett
Frank Bonomo
Yvonne Lucia Bonomo
Genieve Bonsignore, 3
Seaon Booker
Sherry Ann Bordeaux
Krystine Bordenabe
Martin Boryczewski
Richard Edward Bosco
John H. Boulton
Francisco Eligio Bourdier
Thomas Harold Bowden, Jr.
Kimberly S. Bowers
Veronique Nicole Bowers
Larry Bowman
Shawn Edward Bowman, Jr.
Kevin L. Bowser
Gary R. Box
Gennady Boyarsky
Pamela Boyce
Michael Boyle
Alfred Braca
Kevin Bracken
David Brian Brady
Alexander Braginsky
Nicholas W. Brandemarti
Michelle Renee Bratton
Patrice Braut
Lydia E. Bravo
Ronald Michael Breitweiser
Edward A. Brennan III
Francis Henry Brennan
Michael E. Brennan
Peter Brennan
Thomas M. Brennan
Daniel J. Brethel
Gary Lee Bright
Jonathan Briley
Mark A. Brisman
Paul Gary Bristow
Mark Francis Broderick
Herman Charles Broghammer
Keith A. Broomfield
Ethel Brown Janice
Juloise Brown
Lloyd Stanford Brown
Patrick J. Brown
Bettina Browne
Mark Bruce
Richard George Bruehert
Andrew Brunn
Vincent Brunton
Ronald Paul Bucca
Brandon J. Buchanan
Gregory Joseph Buck
Dennis Buckley
Nancy Clare Bueche
Patrick Joseph Buhse
John Edwards Bulaga, Jr.
Stephen Bunin
Matthew J. Burke
Thomas Daniel Burke
William Francis Burke, Jr.
Donald J. Burns
Kathleen Anne Burns
Keith James Burns
John Patrick Burnside
Irina Buslo
Milton G. Bustillo
Thomas M. Butler
Patrick Byrne
Timothy G. Byrne
Jesus Neptali Cabezas
Lillian Caceres
Brian Joseph Cachia
Steven Dennis Cafiero, Jr.
Richard M. Caggiano
Cecile Marella Caguicla
Michael John Cahill
Scott Walter Cahill
Thomas Joseph Cahill
George Cain
Salvatore B. Calabro
Joseph Calandrillo
Philip V. Calcagno
Edward Calderon
Kenneth Marcus Caldwell
Dominick Enrico Calia
Felix Calixte
Frank Callahan
Liam Callahan
Luigi Calvi
Roko Camaj
Michael F. Cammarata
David Otey Campbell
Geoffrey Thomas Campbell
Jill Marie Campbell
Robert Arthur Campbell
Sandra Patricia Campbell
Sean Thomas Canavan
John A. Candela
Vincent Cangelosi
Stephen J. Cangialosi
Lisa Bella Cannava
Brian Cannizzaro
Michael Canty
Louis Anthony Caporicci
Jonathan Neff Cappello
James Christopher Cappers
Richard Michael Caproni
Jose Manuel Cardona
Dennis M. Carey
Steve Carey
Edward Carlino
Michael Scott Carlo
David G. Carlone
Rosemarie C. Carlson
Mark Stephen Carney
Joyce Ann Carpeneto
Ivhan Luis Carpio Bautista
Jeremy M. Carrington
Michael Carroll
Peter Carroll
James Joseph Carson, Jr.
Marcia Cecil Carter
James Marcel Cartier
Vivian Casalduc
John Francis Casazza
Paul R. Cascio
Margarito Casillas
Thomas Anthony Casoria
William Otto Caspar
Alejandro Castano
Arcelia Castillo
Germaan Castillo Garcia
Leonard M. Castrianno
Jose Ramon Castro
Richard G. Catarelli
Christopher Sean Caton
Robert John Caufield
Mary Teresa Caulfield
Judson Cavalier
Michael Joseph Cawley
Jason David Cayne
Juan Armando Ceballos
Jason Michael Cefalu
Thomas Joseph Celic
Ana Mercedes Centeno
Joni Cesta
Jeffrey Marc Chairnoff
Swarna Chalasani
William Chalcoff
Eli Chalouh
Charles Lawrence Chan
Mandy Chang
Mark Lawrence Charette
Gregorio Manuel Chavez
Delrose E. Cheatham
Pedro Francisco Checo
Douglas MacMillan Cherry
Stephen Patrick Cherry
Vernon Paul Cherry
Nester Julio Chevalier
Swede Chevalier
Alexander H. Chiang
Dorothy J. Chiarchiaro
Luis Alfonso Chimbo
Robert Chin
Wing Wai Ching
Nicholas Paul Chiofalo
John Chipura
Peter A. Chirchirillo
Catherine Chirls
Kyung Hee Cho
Abul K. Chowdhury
Mohammad Salahuddin Chowdhury
Kirsten L. Christophe
Pamela Chu
Steven Chucknick
Wai Chung
Christopher Ciafardini
Alex F. Ciccone
Frances Ann Cilente
Elaine Cillo
Edna Cintron
Nestor Andre Cintron III
Robert Dominick Cirri
Juan Pablo Cisneros-Alvarez
Benjamin Keefe Clark
Eugene Clark
Gregory Alan Clark
Mannie Leroy Clark
Thomas R. Clark
Christopher Robert Clarke
Donna Marie Clarke
Michael J. Clarke
Suria Rachel Emma Clarke
Kevin Francis Cleary
James D. Cleere
Geoffrey W. Cloud
Susan Marie Clyne
Steven Coakley
Jeffrey Alan Coale
Patricia A. Cody
Daniel Michael Coffey
Jason M. Coffey
Florence G. Cohen
Kevin Sanford Cohen
Anthony Joseph Coladonato
Mark Joseph Colaio
Stephen Colaio
Christopher M. Colasanti
Kevin Nathaniel Colbert
Michel P. Colbert
Keith E. Coleman
Scott Thomas Coleman
Tarel Coleman
Liam Joseph Colhoun
Robert D. Colin
Robert J. Coll
Jean Collin
John Michael Collins
Michael L. Collins
Thomas J. Collins
Joseph Collison
Patricia Malia Colodner
Linda M. Colon
Sol E. Colon
Ronald Edward Comer
Sandra Jolane Conaty Brace
Jaime Concepcion
Albert Conde
Denease Conley
Susan P. Conlon
Margaret Mary Conner
Cynthia Marie Lise Connolly
John E. Connolly, Jr.
James Lee Connor
Jonathan M. Connors
Kevin Patrick Connors
Kevin F. Conroy
Jose Manuel Contreras-Fernandez
Brenda E. Conway
Dennis Michael Cook
Helen D. Cook
John A. Cooper
Joseph John Coppo, Jr.
Gerard J. Coppola
Joseph Albert Corbett
Alejandro Cordero
Robert Cordice
Ruben D. Correa
Danny A. Correa-Gutierrez
James J. Corrigan
Carlos Cortes
Kevin Cosgrove
Dolores Marie Costa
Digna Alexandra Costanza
Charles Gregory Costello, Jr.
Michael S. Costello
Conrod K. Cottoy
Martin John Coughlan
John Gerard Coughlin
Timothy J. Coughlin
James E. Cove
Andre Cox
Frederick John Cox
James Raymond Coyle
Michele Coyle-Eulau
Anne Marie Cramer
Christopher S. Cramer
Denise Elizabeth Crant
James Leslie Crawford, Jr.
Robert James Crawford
Joanne Mary Cregan
Lucy Crifasi
John A. Crisci
Daniel Hal Crisman
Dennis Cross
Kevin Raymond Crotty
Thomas G. Crotty
John Crowe
Welles Remy Crowther
Robert L. Cruikshank
John Robert Cruz
Grace Yu Cua
Kenneth John Cubas
Francisco Cruz Cubero
Richard J. Cudina
Neil James Cudmore
Thomas Patrick Cullen lll
Joyce Cummings
Brian Thomas Cummins
Michael Cunningham
Robert Curatolo
Laurence Damian Curia
Paul Dario Curioli
Beverly Curry
Michael S. Curtin
Gavin Cushny
John D'Allara
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Happy Birthday!!

2009-09-09T14:29:00.000-07:00

To my best friend Josh! He turns 19 on 09/09/09. We're gonna hang out tonight.

The Wanton Song

2009-09-08T09:13:00.000-07:00

I feel so sick! I just went to the Chinese Buffet in Willoughby. I ate too much. Me and Josh went up there for lunch. It was good, but i'm stuffed.. I think i'll feel better after i poop!

Hope everyone had a fun and SAFE Labor Day! I had a pretty good one. In the afternoon I hung out at the mall with my friends Ryan, Sami, and Kendra and there friends Jessica and Dannielle. Then I went and hung out with my friend McKenna.. then I went home and had dinner. My Uncle made Chicken and Baked Beans. It was delicious. Then I hung out with McKenna again, but this time we added in our friend Amber and her boyfriend Matt. Then I dropped them off and picked up Ryan again, then we picked up Josh.

We had a good time! We decided to drive to Cleveland, and we hit up East 55th St. because it's so funny out there. I'm not trying to racially stereotype, but I think it's funny as fuck with how shitty the houses are, but they got the most beautiful KFC i've ever seen in my life! I bet they need to make reservations to eat there!

Anyway, we ended up in North Randall by a Shell gas station my sister works at. So that was interesting nevertheless. Then we came back to Willoughby and called it a night.

Today I have a job interview at Subway. After that I'm gonna come home and have dinner, then probably go hangout with Josh for the night. That's all for now. Cya guys later!

Conversations from Facebook I

2009-09-07T09:08:00.000-07:00

Joe Hallahan & Kip Barker discussing Joe's relationship dilemma!

Joe
kip i need to turn down a girl
how would i do that without hurting her

Kip
is it *******?

Joe
just answer the question

Kip
you answer mine son
you dont jut have a generic turndown for girls
unless yu wanna pull the..
"its not you, its me!" card

Joe
hahah i shouldve expected this

Kip
or just tell her she to old for you
wtf
this bitch is older than u aint she

Joe
yes.

Kip
if you wanna make her sad/..
pull the "just friends" card
its the worst one to pull

Joe
it is

Kip
how r u gonna do it
oooo u should lemme do it rofl!
ill go post on her wall..
"Joe doesnt want to go out with you. Stop texting him."
Joe u shoud pork her first
put it in her butt

Joe
ur so wrong

Kip
getta bj at least.. shit
ask her if shes ever had sex before
if she says no
hit it n quit it
if she says yea
tell her shes a slut

Joe
i dont kno people at mayfield that part would make it akward
and i just said it i feel bad but whatchya gunna do its my life

Kip
is she crying
or are you doin this thru text

Joe
text

Kip
noooooooo!!!!!!
you jerk
you shouda called her

Joe
she asked me thru a text

Kip
k
then she doesnt deserve u
shes a cunt
tell her she'll find love when she goes to college to play softball
Bertha will be waitin for her in the showers

Joe
hahahhahahahahhaha
no way
and wait this was her response i thought she would just be like ok thats fine but shes like
u would no john and this other girl and it will be fun i will make sure u have fun

Kip
omg yes!!!!
play it off
play it off
play it off
what kinda fun?
say tat
ask her for a pic of her tits
joe. you got this bitch in the palm of your hands
lets get you at least a footski, if not a full handjob or blowjob

Joe
and shes like i could go to ur homecoming to make it equal

Kip
fuck no.
dont take her to souths
joe you'd be better off takin me to homecoming as ur date

Joe
ha would u

Kip
im gonna pretend i didnt hear that joe

Joe
ok

Kip
jk
of course id go with you
no butt stuff though

Happy Labor Day

2009-09-07T08:29:00.001-07:00

Well, it's Labor Day. Not much going on. Just a lot of people have the day off I guess. Yup..

Happy Birthday!

2009-09-06T16:00:00.000-07:00

To my friend Matt Riley of Manchester, NH! He turns 21 today. I haven't talked to him in awhile though.

Summertime Blues

2009-09-06T15:19:00.000-07:00

So it's Sunday again. Tommorrow is Labor Day. And like last Sunday, I am sad. And again, it involves that special person I mentioned. She's mad at me and I can't really figure out why. I don't know if I'm just too much of a Ra-Tard or an Asshole to figure it out.

Also, my friend who came back from the Marines doesn't want to see me because of something that happend over the summer. These are not good times. I'm depressed. I'd be lying if I said I haven't cryed today. I'm hurt. I just want everything to be Ok, but I don't know how. So many things are wrong. I need someway to find a release of all this pain, anger, and sadness.

With Labor Day being tommorrow, its an extended weekend. Hopefully I will be able to find something to do tonight. Tommorrow, my Uncle is going to cookout some chicken on the grill, and I'm picking up a friend who lives in Painesville Township. Other than that, I don't know what I'm doing.

On Tuesday, I have a job interview at a Subway in Wickliffe. I hope I can get the job. Subway's not my favorite restaurant, but I wouldn't mind working there. It's not as fast paced as Wendy's. I think it's right up my alley!

Hopefully if I land this job, that'll take my mind off of these things that I'm down about. Right now I'm doing laundry. When that's down, I'm going to take a shower then leave the house. Whenever I'm down like this, a drive is always nice. I think I'm gonna go drive into Willoughby Hills. I think it's beautiful out there! It's so peaceful. It helps me feel better. There's nothing like driving through the Hills while listening to a live version of "The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin (my favorite song) from there 1976 soundtrack album "The Song the Remains the Same". Something about that recording just makes me feel so much better. Jimmy Page's guitar work is beautiful and Robert Plant's vocals are astounding! And to me, the song is just true! The next time it rains and I have nothing to do, i'll just dedicate an entire post to this song. By the way in case we haven't noticed I've been naming these posts after songs. Yeah haha..

Then after that maybe I can go hang out with some friends or something. Josh is camping with his girlfriend out somewhere, So I can't hang out with him. He's probably my best friend for sure. He always has my back. I love him.. no homo. Brandon mentioned something about hanging out, but I'm not too sure about it. Brandon can be the greatest to be with but at other times he can be a fucking prick! I feel worst for his girlfriend. I'm not gonna go into why though. I still wish my friend from the Marines wanted to hang out. I miss him.

Last night, I hung out with my friend Sean (he blogs also.. http://seancolarossi.blogspot.com/), Joe, and Neil. I've known Sean since the 2nd grade. Joe, I've known since the 10th grade, and I met Neil in July. We had a pretty fun time. We went to the mall. We didn't do anything constructive. Before we left, we played the Penis game. Joe won, go figure. Then we pretended we were cops and followed people.. kinda weird I know. Then I took them into Willoughby Hills on the path I normally drive. I gave em' a good scare! Then I took them to the K.K.K. house (someday I'll devote a post to that!). Then we went back to Joe's for a little bit, then I came home. It felt good to hang out with them last night, because I didn't think about any of my problems when I was with them. We just had fun.

The last time I hung out with all 3 of them, we spent the night at a Walmart in Eastlake. It was hilarious. We taped most of it. There making like a documentary out of the footage.. hopefully when it gets done I'll post it on here. I'll also write a post about that experience when I get a chance! Anyway, I think I'll head on out now. Cya guys later!

Bring it on Home

2009-09-04T12:54:00.001-07:00

Hey! Sorry for no updates in the past 2 days. I've spent the past 2 nights at a friends house. I had a lot of fun. Especially on Wednesday night. I got completely trashed.

Anyway.. not much has been happening around here. Right now, I'm sitting here listening to music. One of my friends from high school who went into the Marines is coming home for like 10 days tonight. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll see him at all. But maybe, I will. I don't know, I really hope I get too.

A lot of my other friends are now leaving for college. I'm gonna miss a lot of them. They always came out to my Stand-Up shows. But since I got banned from our local club, it's been about a month since I've even done Stand-Up! I need to find some other places to go do it at. I think I might look at doing some traveling for shows. I wouldn't mind going down to Athens and doing a show near Ohio University since that's where a lot of my friends have gone to college at. I'm going to have to find more unconventional places around here though.

Anyway, I'm gonna head out for now. I'll try to get another post up tonight. Cya!

New Layout and Design

2009-09-02T10:26:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, I wanted to change up my design a little bit, so here it is. I like this better than the last one, and I think this one will stick for a good while! Hope ya enjoy it. Cya guys later!

Sick Again

2009-09-02T09:46:00.000-07:00

So as I stated yesterday I quit Wendy's.. well last night I went out and kicked it with my friends Brandon and Josh. It wasn't a constructive night, and we were all tired. Brandon was a little hungry so we went to Arby's around 11:45. As soon as w pulled up to the drive thru to get our order, Brandons like "Why the fuck do your sandwhiches cost so much money! I've only get a buck seventy five." It was funny but also irritating because now, I had to speed out of Arby's. So we ended up going to the Burger King across the street, and he got a Spicy Chicken sandwhich off the dollar menu. I had money, but wasn't really feeling Burger King.

So after I dropped Brandon off at his house in Eastlake, I went to the Wendy's right by (not the one i worked at), and figured I'd eat there. I hadn't eaten at Wendy's since I started working there. I was hungry too, so I ordered a Baconator, and those Asian Chicken Wings. The Baconator was the shit.. Whoever made it is an expert Wendy's sandwhich maker. I could only imagine the peoples reactions when they ate the Baconators that I had prepared. They probably decided they won't return to Wendy's for awhile.

The chicken wings were a little spicy, and as soon as I got done eating them however, I got a terrible stomach ache! It was crazy. I couldn't move thats how much it hurt. I ended spending the rest of the night on the toilet.. with a bucket. It was comin' out both ends. I'm feeling better now, but my shit is still a little runny (your welcome for all the information here by the way!).

Anyway, I got some stuff to do today, and won't be back until tommorrow, so this will be my one and only post for the day. Peace!

Cut My Hair

2009-09-01T15:22:00.000-07:00

Been a day or two since my last post. Shit's going alright. I'm back to being unemployed though.. I fucking hated working at Wendy's! I got to see the person, that I was missing so that's awesome as well. And I got a haircut today.

Yesterday, I got into a car accident.. Good Fight. No damage though, so I peaced out on that bitch.. just kidding. I stayed and gave her my insurance and shit, and everything worked out fine.

My Uncle is making my favorite meal for dinner.. Cream of Chicken soup on chicken breasts with egg noodles! I can't wait. That's my shit right there. After that, I'm going out for the night.. i'll probably hook up with Brandon or something. Anyway, that's whats been going on recently. I'll update again when I have something more constructive to talk about.

YAY!

2009-08-30T17:51:00.000-07:00

I get too see her tommorrow! In the morning and in the afternoon!

The day has been a Buzzkill so far

2009-08-30T17:18:00.000-07:00

As I said in my last post, it's been cold all day. I went and watched "My Girl". I love that movie. It was always one of my dads favorites. After that, I watched part of "The Secret of My Success" starring Michael J. Fox but fell asleep in the middle of it. When i woke up I turned on the NASCAR race from Montreal and noticed it was 35 laps in. I watched about 5 laps before falling asleep again. My Uncle woke me up with 7 laps to go, to tell me dinner was done. We had pork chops and stuffing. It was a decent meal, and the race ending was pretty good. I kinda feel bad for Marcus Ambrose though. He dominated until the last turn, but Carl Edwards got him.

The weather outside, and just some personal feelings I've been going through lately are just making me depressed. It's cold. Everything is cold. I don't want to be here. I just feel like I should be doing something right now. In about an hour I'm going over to my friend Brandon's house. Me, him, and are friends Josh and Conor will be there (All of us are in my Facebook profile picture). It looks like we're just gonna drink and play video games. That would excite me 3 or 4 years ago maybe. Now it just sounds like I'm just doing it to do something.

I have a lot I've been thinking about inside, and I don't want to think about it anymore. I need to just slip away and find something to get my mind off of it. Hopefully hanging out with the guys helps. Since I basically slept the day away, I know I'm probably not going to get much sleep tonight.. Great! Hopefully things start to look up soon. Theres a special person that I miss a lot, and I really want to see her. I didn't get too see her this weekend, I hope I get to see her tomorrow. Maybe I'll feel better then. Anyway, this is probably my last post for today, so Good Night and Good Fight!

It's August and its Cold!

2009-08-30T09:35:00.000-07:00

It's sunday afternoon. This should be when the temperature is suppose to be 80 and sunny and we should be sweating are asses off, then going to the beach or swimming. That is not the case however.. its currently 57 degrees outside. It's overcast and a little rainy as well. It's actually kind of a buzzkill. I don't want to leave the house and do anything. I'm probably going to stay home and watch the NASCAR Nationwide Series race from Montreal. The week ahead doesn't look much better. Monday's high will be 65, followed by a 68 on Tuesday. I don't get this Ohio weather. Anyway, I'm gonna go for now. I'll be back later!

Just got home from Akron

2009-08-29T23:57:00.000-07:00

What's Up! It's like 2:45am, and I just got home from my Aunts house in Akron. She was having a Hawaiian themed party or luau or however its spelled.

It's really nice too see some of my family members. Especially my Uncle K.K. He's a hilarious guy. I also got to see my Uncle Chip for the first time in awhile. He's a great guy! He's extremely religious and is just an all around good person.

The party had great food. Chicken wings, sandwhiches, pork, pasta, beans, etc. was served. It was all vey good. Unfortunately the beverage selection was limited. It was either, Coca-Cola, Bargs, Fanta, Diet Coke, or Sprite. My Aunt told me she'd let me drink alcohol, but I really didn't want too. They had margaritas, beer, and vodka.

One of my cousins is married to a cool guy named Mike. Like me, Mike grew up in Willoughby. He graduated from Willoughby South in the 1990 or some shit like that. He's a funny guy. He tells me stories about his run-ins with the local police back in the day, just like what I do now. He also told me a funny story about how him and some friends had 2 cars, and AMC Concord, and a Toyota Turcel and decided to just fuck both the cars up!

First they took the Toyota Turcel and took the wheels off, then put a brick on the gas pedal and let it run wide-open until the engine blew up. After 3 minutes of it not blowing up they took a sledge hammer to the engine.. around the 15 minute mark the car finally blew up. The AMC Concord however was a different story. They were driving it in some hilly area and flipped it.. push it back on its wheels and drove away. Then he told me about how the Concords engine caught on fire so they put it out with beer. I think that would be the funniest shit in the world. He also said that the car would only break down when it ran out of tranny fluid, but again they added more beer and the car wuld run again. Maybe beer does cure things haha.

Anyway, I also saw this girl at the party. She was very pretty. I talked to her a little bit, but didn't get her number or anything. I don't think anything would have come of it anyway. She's 25 and one of my cousins friends. But damn, was she gorgeous!.

Before I go, I want to say Congrats to the Cleveland Browns on another Pre-Season win. Go Brownies, Good Fight!

Movie Review: Halloween II

2009-08-28T21:05:00.000-07:00

WARNING THERE COULD BE SPOILERS IN THIS POST

So Rob Zombie made a sequel to his remake of Halloween. The movie builds off of the action in the first one, but there are differences. The first one, was kinda artsy and relied mostly upon the killing to carry the film to make it good, and it was more dramatic. This movie however was just absolutely fucking hilarious..

Theres so much comedy in this film that classifying it as a horror movie is putting it so out of place. Don't get me wrong the action is amazing, but this movie was 65% funny, 35% serious. Dr. Loomis becoming an asshole is amazing! It was some of the funniest shit i've seen in awhile. Especially near the end when he's looking at himself in a mirror and was like "Your an Asshole!". You also have to love the cameo by Mr. Weird aka Weird Al Yankovich on the Newman Hour.

Another thing making this movie hilarious is the fact the Sheriff is played by Brad Dourif. He voiced the Chucky dolls in the Childs Play films. And everytime he talks you can hear a hint of Chucky, but when he screams you know its him!

The killing in the movie was great! It was also extremely violent. So it's great for people who just wanna see someone get fucked up! The sickest part though, was when Michael killed the dog and ate it. That was pretty fucked up! Also there were some parts in the dream sequences where I thought I was high watching it.. the endings also a little weird. But overall I'd say it's worth the ticket.

Quotes to Live By

2009-08-28T13:04:00.000-07:00

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.” -- Adam Sandler (1993)

"Doe's anyone remember laughter?" -- Robert Plant (1973)

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?" -- Robert De Niro (1976)

"There's a fine line between raping a bitch, and overpowering a bitch!" -- Chris Passalaqua (2009)

"Haaaaa... Nigga!" -- Brandon Reik (2009)

"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" -- Ronald Reagan (1984)

"Ya ever drank Bailey's from a shoe before?" -- Noel Fielding (2005)

"Do ya like firewood? Because I just love firewood" -- Kip Barker in a George W. Bush impression (2009)

"Why did Michael Jackson have to rape little boys? I mean if he had raped little girls, it'd been totally fine!" -- Joe Hallahan (2009)

"That statement has caused you to lose all credibility in my eyes. I'm not sure if your poor grammar displays yet another flaw in the US education system or just the laziness that has come to be expected of this generation. My apologies If you are older, but from your posting style I highly doubt it." -- Anonymous Internet Brawl Reply (2007)

"Mom.. the Meatloaf! ... FUCK!" -- Will Ferrell (2005)

"Fuck the Police!" -- As told by many, but made most famous by James Franco (2008)

Fun Fact...

2009-08-28T12:59:00.001-07:00

In my Stand-Up Act, I say the word "Fuck" once every 10 seconds. Good Fight!

Back to School

2009-08-27T13:11:00.000-07:00

I graduated last June, and god I can't believe school is already back in session. It all went so fast! Me and my friends spent the summer partying and not caring about anything. Now all my friends that are younger are back in school and the others are going off to college. Since I decided to take awhile off.. I've found that I now have hardly anything to do.

I have a job at Wendy's but havent worked in over 2 weeks, and to be honest I don't want to work there. I'm going to pick up my paycheck tomorrow and telling them I quit. My Stand-Up has been going slowly, as the I'm not sure if i'm welcomed back at the club i've been playing at. I'm planning on getting a new job ASAP. But until then i've been pretty bored.

So on Tuesday, school started back up. I planned on trying to sit in on classes for a full day, but I didn't wake up until 10:47am that day. So i took my time and went up there around 11:45am.. around the end of 5th period. I snuck in with a few kids who were coming from the technical center.

I walked around for awhile, then during 6th period i followed around my 11th and 12th grade Government and History teacher.. Mr. Jablonski. He's an interesting guy, i think.. He tells really lame jokes, that only me and a kid that sat next to me in class thought were funny. He's always been a nice guy though. I hear hes retiring at the end of the year.

I also saw a few other teachers. I saw my Senior year English teacher Ms. Vokic. She used to like me.. now she hates me. I had an A in her class all year until the last grading period when I stopped caring. That angered her I think. I also saw Mr. Lombardo.. South High's [sarcasm] beloved [/sarcasm] principal. I walked side by side with him and he didn't even recognize me. I think it might be because of his lazy eye. He's a douche though.

So I didn't make it a full day in School, but I want to eventually. I think in the future I'd like to pull a Cameron Crowe and redo Senior year in a High School and write a novel about it.. you know.. a novel.. (ahh Family Guy reference). But it's something that interests me.

I always couldn't wait to get out of High School when I was in it. Now I kinda wish I was still going.

Michael Jackson..

2009-08-26T15:55:00.001-07:00

Has been dead for 2 months now..

STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HIM.

What's Up!

2009-08-26T15:11:00.001-07:00

Hey! My name is Kip and this my blog! A little bit about myself.. I'm 18 years old, I'm an amateur Stand-Up Comedian. I'm from Willoughby, OH. I just graduated from Willoughby South in June 2009... Go Rebels! I have a lot of friends who still go to South. I also have a lot of friends who are leaving for college now as well.. Buzzkill, i know. I plan on attending college in Spring 2010. If you want to know more about me, you can click on About Me, or just hit me up on Facebook! Basically, this blog will be about me and my Stand-Up Comedy. We'll also talk about a lot of other shit too. Cya guys later!